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Skit: Paul Rosenberg hey, em, it's paul hh, i was listening to the album good fucking luck, you're on your own Am Dm guess who's back, back again? E Am shady's back, tell a friend Am Dm guess who's back, back again? E Am shady's back, tell a friend Am Dm guess who's back, back again? E Am shady's back, tell a friend Am guess who's back, guess who's back Dm guess who's back, guess who's back E guess who's back, guess who's back Am guess who's back Am Dm (dadada da da da da da da) E (Am) (dadada da da da da) Am well look what the stork brung (what?) Dm little baby devil with the forked tongue E and it's stickin' out yeah like a sore thumb (bleah) Am with a forehead that it grew horns from still a white jerk Am Dm pullin' up in a chrysler to the cypher with the vic's, percs and a bud light shirt E lyrical technician an electrician Am ya'll light work Am and i don't gotta play pretend it's you i make believe Dm and you know i'm here to stay cause me E if i was to ever take a leave Am it would be aspirin to break a feve Am if i was to ask for megan thee Dm stallion if she would collab with me E would i really have a shot at a feat? E i don't know but i'm glad to be back, like Reff : Am Dm abra abracadabra (and for my last trick) E Am i'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh Am Dm abra abracadabra (and for my last trick) E Am just like that and i'm back, bro Am now back in the days of old me Dm (when) right around the time i became a dope fiend E ate some codeine, as a way of coping Am taste of opiates, case of o.e Am turned me into smiley face emoji Dm my shit may not be age appropriate E but i will hit an eight year old in the face Am with a participation trophy Am cause i have zero doubts Dm that this whole world's 'bout E to turn into some girl scouts Am that censorship bureau's out (to shut me down) Am so when i started this verse Dm it did start off light hearted at first E but it feels like i'm targeted mind bogglin' E how my profit has skyrocketed Am look what i pocketed Dm yeah the shit is just like ya'll have been light joggin' and E i've been running at full speed Am and that's why i'm ahead like my noggin and Am i'm the fight ya'll get in when you debate Dm who the best but ops i'm white chalkin' when E i step up to that mic cock it then E (oh my God, its him not again) Reff : Am Dm abra abracadabra (and for my last trick) E Am i'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh Am Dm abra abracadabra (and for my last trick) E Am just like that and i'm back, bro Am Dm sometimes i wonder what the old me'd say (if when) E Am if he could see the way shit is today.. Am Dm he'd probably say that everything is gay (like happy) E what's my name, what's my name..? Am how many little kids still wanna act like me Dm i'm a bigger prick than cacti be E and that's why these Am words sting just like you were being attacked by bees Am in the coupe leaning back my seat Dm bumpin' r. kelly's favorite group the black guy pee's E in my air max 90's Am white t's walkin' parental advisory Am my transgender cat's siamese Dm identifies as black, but acts chinese E like a motherfuckin' hacky sack i treat Am the whole world cause i got it at my feet Am how can i explain to you Dm that even myself, i'm a danger to E i hop on tracks like a kangaroo E and say a few things or two to anger you (but fuck that) Am if i think that shit, i'ma say that shit Dm cancel me what? ok that's it E go ahead paul quit snake ass prick, Am you male cross dresser, fake ass bitch Am and i'll probably get shit for that (watch) Dm but you can all suck my dick, in fact E fuck them-fuck dre, fuck jimmy, fuck me, Am fuck you fuck my own kids they're brats (fuck 'em) Am they can screw off, them and you all, Dm you too paul, got two balls, E Am big as rupaul's, what you thought you saw ain't what you saw Am cause you're never gonna see me Dm caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen E like sherri papini, harry houdini, E i vanish into thin air as i'm leaving like Reff : Am Dm abra abracadabra (and for my last trick) E Am i'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like) Am Dm abra abracadabra (and for my last trick) E Am just like that and i'm back, bro